Mortals! Attend my words, for you are now in the presence of The Divine!
By Royal Decree, His Imperial Highness Ovaltine IV, Sovereign Emperor of All Chocolate, and Holy Defender of the Dessert Realms, has in his infinite magnanimity granted you, the humble citizens of the internet, by way of this blog, direct audience with The Imperial Personage Himself!
O, glad tidings! O, joyous day!
You have no doubt dropped to your knees in gratitude upon reading this glorious news, your low-born heads bowed in fervent prayer for His Majesty’s continued grace and vitality! His Highness has deemed this response worthy, and has thrice blessed you with his Holy Sceptre of Living Chocolate!
Rise, now, loyal subjects…
Rise, and bask in His Majesty’s brown radiance!
Let the blogging commence!